New Law Allows Waiters to Rightfully Execute Any Customer That Overly Complains

WASHINGTON – A new law was recently signed with public support, allowing waiters and waitresses to rightfully execute any customer that overly complains.

The law came into the public discussion when many Americans agreed that anyone who overly complains and is rude to waiters and waitresses, deserves nothing but death.

“My colleagues and I pressured Congress to put this new law into effect since just about any asshole who complains at restaurants should be shot,” said Waiter Activist Todd Pack.