‘Nature is a Gift Given to Us From God’ Says Woman Who Continually Votes For Politicians That Support Fracking and Allow Corporations to Pollute Unchecked

OMAHA, NE – Sally Gargoyle is a very pious and spiritual woman who attends church regularly and loves to spend time in nature with what she calls god’s bounty.

“God is just so great and you can see his miracles every day in nature. I just love hiking and going out in nature as much as possible. It really brings me closer to god,” said Gargoyle while biting into a hunk of veal.

Despite her claims, Gargoyle continually votes to elect politicians, primarily Republicans, who support fracking and allow corporations to pollute unchecked. Gargoyle is contributing to the destruction of what she refers to as god’s gift to us. Many feel Gargoyle is either really fucking stupid, a lying hypocritical asshole, or both.