NASA Confirms the Solar System Will Be Better Off If The Earth Self-Implodes and Death of Humanity Succeeds
While the devastating toll of climate change worsens without any care in the world from Americans, NASA surprisingly came out to say the Solar System will be better off if the Earth self-implodes and the death of humanity succeeds.
“I’m here to say that our solar system will be much better off if the Earth finally comes to an end. As sad as this might be, we should be sympathetic to the rest of our solar system and how much better off they’ll be without us,” said NASA Scientist Shelby Scott.
“Some people might have an issue with this, but it really doesn’t matter what they think since the longevity of our solar system is more important. Let’s just party and wait for the explosion to begin.”