Musician Thrilled to Use Pandemic As Excuse For Why He Didn’t Become a Successful Rockstar

COLUMBUS, OH – As the pandemic continues to rage on and affect countless Americans, one Columbus musician is thrilled to use the pandemic as an excuse for why he didn’t become a successful rock-star.

“When my kids ask me one day why I didn’t make it as a musician, I’m going to gladly use the pandemic as an excuse. I won’t have to say I didn’t try hard enough or didn’t get lucky, now I have an answer,” said musician Joe Cold.

“Why act like sometimes stuff doesn’t make it out for the best, when I can just use something else as an excuse? This is the best thing that’s ever happened to me and I hope another comes along so I can have an even bigger and better excuse.”