‘It’s All Biden’s Fault Gas Prices Are So High’ Says Dumbass Who Clearly Doesn’t Know How Supply and Demand Works in Addition To Not Realizing That Gas Has Been Going Up Since May 2020, When Trump Was President
UNITED STATES – As many Americans successfully received their third round of stimulus checks, the report demonstrates how a minor stimulus check can successfully distract citizens from realizing the rich rob from them every day.
“Yeah, I honestly wish we didn’t give these fucks anything, but hey, a few bucks to them is better than a full-blown revolution. If it costs us $1,400 to a few Americans to prevent a revolution, that sounds ideal to me,” said Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen.
“This is awesome! I know my boss completely fucks me every single day and I pay more in taxes than a lot of billionaires, but a free $1,400 makes up for it! Let’s fucking go!” said American Jimmy Dott.