Minor Stimulus Check Successfully Distracts Citizens From Realizing The Rich Rob From Them Every Day

 Minor Stimulus Check Successfully Distracts Citizens From Realizing The Rich Rob From Them Every Day

UNITED STATES – As many Americans successfully received their third round of stimulus checks, the report demonstrates how a minor stimulus check can successfully distract citizens from realizing the rich rob from them every day.


“Yeah, I honestly wish we didn’t give these fucks anything, but hey, a few bucks to them is better than a full-blown revolution. If it costs us $1,400 to a few Americans to prevent a revolution, that sounds ideal to me,” said Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen.


“This is awesome! I know my boss completely fucks me every single day and I pay more in taxes than a lot of billionaires, but a free $1,400 makes up for it! Let’s fucking go!” said American Jimmy Dott.

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