NEW YORK – Local Millennial Tony Tata is reportedly confused about what to do with his life after failing to relate to his Generation Z friend John Joe.
Tata thought bringing up AOL and Myspace was a way to spark a conversation with Joe, only to realize Joe was never around for either. After switching the conversation to Facebook, Tata was in major trouble.
“I feel so old. I never thought being in your thirties would be such a bummer, but man, this sucks. All I wanted was to relate to my friend from work, and all it did was make me realize how hip he is and how fucking old I am,” said Tata.