Mayonnaise Confirmed As Grossest Condiment That People Like For Some Reason

WASHINGTON – Mayonnaise, a thick creamy sauce commonly used on sandwiches, is confirmed to be the grossest condiment that people like for some reason.

The sauce is extremely popular throughout the globe with most not knowing what it’s made of. A typical mayo is made from emulsifying eggs, oil, and some type of acid (vinegar or lemon juice).

“None of us have any idea why we like mayo. It’s something we put on turkey sandwiches for no real reason. If you break down the sauce, you realize it’s pretty gross,” said mayo enthusiast John Jeff.