PITTSBURGH, PA – While slugging through a workday of being a dentist, a local dentist reportedly was daydreaming about running over squirrels after work for his amusement to put a smile back on his face.
“Maybe just one more,” dentist Elri Nile thought. “I know I ran over several squirrels this morning, but if I can go out and run maybe just one more, that’ll make me even happier, no one will notice.”
“I have no idea why he constantly daydreams about running over squirrels, it’s really weird. It sort of freaks me out, but as long as he doesn’t move to humans, it’s fine by me,” said Nile’s wife Laura.