May is Here, But Life Still Sucks, Especially for the Guy Who Tries Selling Mushrooms to Strangers in The Woods

SOMEWHERE IN THE WOODS – May is finally here, a month that’s typically connected to happiness as warm weather settles in and seasonal depression begins to fade. Still, life stick sucks, especially for Tim, a guy who tries selling mushrooms to strangers in the woods.

“Yeah, I keep hearing that people are stoked on the weather changing and getting nicer, but I don’t know. No one wants to check out my mushrooms anymore and I work really hard on this,” said Tim.

“I don’t want to freak anyone out, but it’s challenging for people to understand a guy who lives in the woods and sells mushrooms. Thankfully, the woods don’t charge me any rent so I should be fine.”