May is Here, But Life Still Sucks, Especially for the Guy Who Tries Selling Mushrooms to Strangers in The Woods

 May is Here, But Life Still Sucks, Especially for the Guy Who Tries Selling Mushrooms to Strangers in The Woods

SOMEWHERE IN THE WOODS – May is finally here, a month that’s typically connected to happiness as warm weather settles in and seasonal depression begins to fade. Still, life stick sucks, especially for Tim, a guy who tries selling mushrooms to strangers in the woods.


“Yeah, I keep hearing that people are stoked on the weather changing and getting nicer, but I don’t know. No one wants to check out my mushrooms anymore and I work really hard on this,” said Tim.


“I don’t want to freak anyone out, but it’s challenging for people to understand a guy who lives in the woods and sells mushrooms. Thankfully, the woods don’t charge me any rent so I should be fine.”

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