Marvel Release Schedule Promises Nothing But Shit, Exciting the Masses

 Marvel Release Schedule Promises Nothing But Shit, Exciting the Masses

LOS ANGELES – Marvel announced 12 titles for Phase 5 at San Diego Comic-Con this past Saturday, promising nothing but shitty movies, exciting Marvel fans across the globe.


Although fans are waiting for Phase 4 to conclude in 2023, the fifth phase has gotten many eager about the future of the shit films. Phase 4 of the MCU began in summer of 2021 with the first release since the outbreak of the pandemic with shitty Black Widow in July.


“We love making money off our fans. What’s better than releasing one movie a year? How about releasing six movies a year so we can make more money! Who cares if they’re good?” said Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige.

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