Mark Zuckerberg and ‘Steaming Pile of Shit On Sidewalk’ Confused for One Another

 Mark Zuckerberg and ‘Steaming Pile of Shit On Sidewalk’ Confused for One Another

PALO ALTO, CA – Facebook founder and scumbag Mark Zuckerberg was reportedly standing on a sidewalk unconscious, only for it to be discovered that it was actually a steaming pile of shit on the sidewalk.


“Yeah, I took a glance over and thought it was Zuckerberg laying unconscious, but really, it was just a big old pile of shit. I guess it’s common for people to confuse the two since Zuckerberg is such a fuck,” said local man Ron Bile.


“I kinda feel bad for saying the pile of shit was Zuckerberg. If I was a pile of shit and someone called me Zuckerberg, I’d be pretty pissed. Well, if you hear this you pile of shit, I’m sorry for calling you that.”

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