‘It’s All Biden’s Fault Gas Prices Are So High’ Says Dumbass Who Clearly Doesn’t Know How Supply and Demand Works in Addition To Not Realizing That Gas Has Been Going Up Since May 2020, When Trump Was President
PALO ALTO, CA – Facebook founder and scumbag Mark Zuckerberg was reportedly standing on a sidewalk unconscious, only for it to be discovered that it was actually a steaming pile of shit on the sidewalk.
“Yeah, I took a glance over and thought it was Zuckerberg laying unconscious, but really, it was just a big old pile of shit. I guess it’s common for people to confuse the two since Zuckerberg is such a fuck,” said local man Ron Bile.
“I kinda feel bad for saying the pile of shit was Zuckerberg. If I was a pile of shit and someone called me Zuckerberg, I’d be pretty pissed. Well, if you hear this you pile of shit, I’m sorry for calling you that.”