Man Willing to Sacrifice Entire Family to COVID-19 Just So He Can Get Drunk in the Parking Lot of an NFL Game
PHILADELPHIA, PA – A Philadelphia man is willing to sacrifice his entire family, just so he can get drunk in the parking lot of an NFL game.
Theo Jacks, 42, claims to love tailgating and doesn’t care what the current outlook on the world or pandemic is, he will be attending a tailgate no matter what.
“I love tailgating and this virus stuff is a bunch of BS. I don’t care if my entire family gets sick, they’ll be fine, I just want to pre-game baby,” said Jacks, adding how his love for tailgating outgrows his actual love for football.
“Don’t get me wrong I like football, but tailgating is my purpose in life. Eating hot dogs, picking fights, and downing as much beer before the game is what brings me joy.”
Jacks is determined to tailgate this upcoming football season with or without fans. Despite having pre-existing conditions and a family to consider, Jacks refuses to let the virus affect him.