Man Who Has Never Accomplished Anything Severely Pissed at Simone Biles for Dropping Out Of Olympic Competitions

TOKYO – Simon Biles made news this past week after dropping out of team competition and choosing to not compete in the individual all-around for Gymnastics at the Olympics, citing her mental health.

One local man who has never accomplished anything nor done anything to benefit society, Ronnie Smuth, is reportedly pissed Biles would drop out of her sport due to mental health issues.

“This is America. When are people going to stop crying over stuff. Sure, I don’t have an ounce of talent or drive like Simone Biles does, but I’m tired of this. Drink a whiskey and man up like me,” said Smuth.