ALBANY, NY – John Pearcsack has lived in New York, a state that fought against the Confederacy, his whole life. Meanwhile, Pearcsack has a confederate flag bumper sticker on his truck and flies a confederate flag at his house.
“The Confederate flag is just a symbol for being a rebel and stuff and it’s badass looking. They didn’t fight for slavery, they were fighting against government control,” said Pearcsack, a high school history class failure.
When reporters asked if Pearcsack loves the United States and if he supports law enforcement, Pearcsack emphatically said that he does despite that Confederates fought against the United States and against the rule of law. The United States education system continues to be frighteningly bad every step of the way.