PITTSBURGH, PA – Resident idiot, 56-year-old Bill Tweedendorfer doesn’t understand how he tested positive for COVID-19. He claims to have worn a mask at all times in public.
“First our governor forces me against my rights to wear a mask in public, but I listen, cus ya know I need to buy groceries. But then I end up getting COVID anyways. That just proves it’s pointless to be wearing a mask,” said Tweedendorfer.
When we asked BiTweedendorfer if he maybe got COVID-19 because he wasn’t wearing his mask around his nose and only around his mouth like he was during our interview with him, he confirmed that he never wears it around his nose because he can’t breathe if it covers both his mouth and his nose.
After confirming that he does not have any underlying medical condition, thus proving that he’s just being a little bitch and that he can breathe just fine with a mask covering both nose and mouth, Tweedendorfer went on to say that it’s just like the flu.
Claiming the flu is what it feels like to specifically him, and that we should just reopen everything since he was fine with COVID-19. Don’t mind the 180,000 people that have died in the United States Bill, you stupid ignorant typical American.