DETROIT, MI – Billy Gratwick used to be the cool kid, the coolest of them all in fact. As he’s gotten older now, he isn’t so sure he is anymore.
He used to be the one saying all the cool lingo and making it popular like baller, talk to the hand, sweet, and you gotta check yourself before you wreck yourself. As he’s approaching 30 years old, he can’t seem to keep up with all of the current lingo and it’s making him feel like he isn’t cool anymore.
“Yeah man I used to be the coolest jock throughout school. If I was slinging new lingo then everyone around would be saying it within a week too. These days, I hear new lingo almost every week by all these college kids I still hang out with. That’s the Tea and Send It? What the hell does any of that mean? What am I sending? I feel like such a loser,” said Gratwick.
Gratwick went on to say that if this continues, he may consider using his communications degree to finally get a job, get a girlfriend and settle down.