COLUMBUS, OH – After making the brave decision to purchase a minimalist phone to limit his time on a phone, a local Columbus man is reportedly keeping his iPhone too so he can scroll through Twitter at 3 A.M.
The report comes after Chevy Niles, 26, wanted to take a step away from the technological landscape by purchasing a minimalist phone that’ll only have the ability to call and text. However, Niles decided to keep his iPhone after discovering the minimalist phone can’t scroll through Twitter at 3 A.M.
“I’m really bummed out about this, but what can you do? I need to scroll through Twitter every night and what better way to do that than with an iPhone? I’ll use my minimalist phone for everything else,” said Niles.
Meanwhile, Niles is debating using his iPhone for looking at Instagram and Facebook as his current minimalist phone can’t do those tasks either. Time will tell to see how long Niles will continue using his minimalist phone at all.