Man Thinks He’s Smarter and Better Than All His Friends Because He Only Votes for 3rd Party Candidates

Albany, NY – Local man Chris Porkins thinks he’s smarter than your average man, since he only votes for third party candidates in all elections. In fact, he’s only voted for third party candidates in the last eight presidential elections.

“I’m not an idiot. I hate all the mainstream politicians no matter what party they are, democrat or republican. All these dumb sheep always pick one side or the other but I vote for the actual good candidates, Gary Johnson in 2016 and I’ll be voting for Jo Jorgensen this year,” said Porkins.

When we told Porkins that a 3rd party candidate has never won a presidential election and him voting for one is not only a waste of his time but also a waste of a vote, he naively stated that there’s a ton of people like him who hate both candidates, so a 3rd party candidate has a really good chance of winning this year.