Man Thinks Bands Who Talk Politics Should Shut Up and Stick to Music…Even Though Their Music is about Politics

BOISE, ID – Pat Simpleton is sick and tired of hearing a lot of bands that he likes, such as Rage Against the Machine and System of a Down, speak out against and bash President Trump.

“They all just need to shut up and play their music. I like them for their music, not their stupid political opinions. If I want a good political opinion I’ll put on Hannity or OANN,” said Simpleton.

We asked Simpleton what he thinks both bands’ songs are about, which are very clearly political songs, Simpleton said he doesn’t listen to the lyrics, he just enjoys their music. 

Simpleton finished by contradicting himself and stating that he wishes both bands were more like Ted Nugent, even though that piece of actual garbage is more political than any musician.