Man Still Goes to Church Every Week Despite His Church Having Its 17th Straight Priest Arrested for Pedophilia

ST. LOUIS, MO – Daniel Goose has gone to church every Sunday for the past 40 plus years since he was a kid and his parents took him. Goose still reportedly attends his church, The Raging Hard Spirit for Our Virgin Mary Catholic Church, despite their last 17 priests have been arrested for pedophilia over the last decade.

“It’s just so important to go to church. Sure, the last batch of priests haven’t been the best, but it’s important that I still go every week to donate money to them, eat out of their hands, and confess all of my secret sins to them,” said Goose.

We asked Mr. Goose how can he still support a church that not only has thousands of pedophile priests all across the world that have been caught, but has upper-level clergy like bishops, cardinals, and even past popes ignoring accusations against priests and covering them up. 

Doesn’t seem very Christian if you ask us, but Mr. Goose went off on a tangent, spouting off bullshit that has nothing to do with what we are talking about, how the democrats are evil and we need to stop abortions and bring God back. Apparently stopping abortion is more important than what the Church is doing, but who are we to judge.