Man Rightfully Beaten After Backing Into Parking Spot in Empty Lot

DETROIT, MI – A man was severely beaten in broad daylight on Thursday afternoon in a 7/11 parking lot. Caught on video, the seemingly healthy man is seen backing his car into the parking spot of a clearly empty parking lot. 

Two 7/11 employees are seen exiting the store, charging at the victim, and attacking the man as soon as he exits his vehicle. The simple beating took a dark turn as one employee is seen pulling down the pants of the man as the other employee takes a box cutter and castrates him.

“The guy was being a dick. He backed into the parking spot and the employees just did what any normal human being would do,” said Jacque Buttonwad, Detroit Police Sergeant. Charges are not expected to be brought up against the 7/11 employees at this time.

“The man was rushed to the hospital where he is expected to make a full, albeit damaged recovery. I hope his pecker is okay, but then again, fuck him.”