Man Realizes Every Birthday Sucks After 21

BUFFALO, NY – Local man Todd Sherly is celebrating his 24th birthday today, coming to the conclusion that every birthday sucks after 21 and shouldn’t be worth celebrating since it’s a pointless and meaningless day in the grand scheme of life.

“People are excited to turn 21 so they can drink but I barely drink. After 21, it’s just a massive slew of shitty birthdays,” said Sherly.

No one denies Sherly’s claims that all birthdays suck after 21, some are just more in denial over the matter. If you are younger than 21 or are about to turn 21, congrats, you still have a birthday you can enjoy before it turns into a meaningless day.