Man Pissed He Can’t Have Any Free Samples at Local Ice Cream Shop Due to COVID-19 Restrictions

RICHMOND, VA – Damien Pork is reportedly getting sick of the pandemic and the restrictions that are in place for it. Pork’s favorite food is ice cream and his favorite local ice cream shop no longer allows customers to try free samples.

“It’s just ridiculous. How does me standing around in the shop around other people with my mask off trying a few free samples going to affect anyone? Besides, how am I supposed to know what flavor I want if I don’t try a bunch of them first,” said Pork.

The owner of the ice cream shop, Igor Junkmunk, is very relieved that he no longer has to give free samples out.

“Pork comes in five times a week and would try out eight to ten flavors every time, even the same kind multiple times. I was losing more money during that time than I am now during the pandemic,” said Junkmunk.