Man Pissed He Can’t Get Wasted and Watch a Pointless Ball Drop From a Building Because of Pandemic

NEW YORK CITY – With the pandemic continuing to rage on, most cities have canceled their New Year’s Eve festivities. These festivities usually consist of a bunch of extremely drunk people packed on the streets to watch a ball fall from a building for whatever reason.

It makes perfect sense to cancel these events but that isn’t what one local New York City resident thinks, as Tim Chugger thinks it’s bullshit that the annual ball drop has been canceled.

“It’s absolute bullshit. They need to stop telling us what we can and can’t do. New Year’s Eve is one of my favorite events to get wasted at every year and now instead I’ll just have to get wasted at my house. It’s ridiculous,” said Chugger.

Chugger is reportedly hoping the restrictions are lifted in time for the St. Patrick’s Day parade, as he loves to get wasted at that event too.