BALTIMORE, MD – Local man Ronnie Rons, 31, is reportedly conflicted if a yo-yo is cool anymore. The report comes after Rons purchased a yo-yo, discovering no one yo-yos anymore.
“I was very excited to get into the yo-yo game, but man, I’m not seeing anymore do it anymore. I don’t know what to do anymore,” said Rons.
“All that matters is do what I want to do, but if no one is into the yo-yo game, what a waste of fucking time. Who knows.”