Man Not Sure if Free Healthcare or ‘Really Cool Jet Displays At Football Games’ is Worth the Needed Tax Dollars

 Man Not Sure if Free Healthcare or ‘Really Cool Jet Displays At Football Games’ is Worth the Needed Tax Dollars

NEW YORK – Local Jets fan Ronnie Rag was deeply moved by the fighter pilot display at the Carolina Panthers home opener, causing the man to wonder if the possibility of having universal healthcare is even worth the tax dollars since “it’d cut into the really cool jet displays before football games,”


“I’m not sure if universal healthcare or anything worthwhile like that is even worth it. These jet displays are so badass and it’s largely because of how inflated our military budget is every year,”


“Sure, people die from not having healthcare and college is ridiculously expensive, or whatever. You can pull up plenty of examples, but these jet displays are badass and fun.”

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