Man More Depressed About Football Team Losing Close Game than Entire Family Dying From COVID-19

BUFFALO, NY – After the Buffalo Bills lost a close game to the Arizona Cardinals 32-30 because of a stunning last-minute hail-mary play by Kyler Murray to DeAndre Hopkins, a local Buffalo man is reportedly more depressed about the Buffalo Bills losing a close game than his entire family dying from COVID-19.

“I can’t believe they blew that lead, this is the worst I’ve felt since my family died. Honestly, I’m a bit bummed about them dying, but I don’t know what I’m going to do after this tough loss,” said Bills fan Jerry Over.

“Sure, everybody would get upset over their wife and two children dying, but have they ever watched their favorite football team lose a game because of a hail-marry? It’s absolutely horrible.”