Man Misses the Days of Spending $17 On a Shitty Beer in a Shitty Plastic Cup at a Shitty Country Concert

 Man Misses the Days of Spending $17 On a Shitty Beer in a Shitty Plastic Cup at a Shitty Country Concert

SYRACUSE, NY – Local man, Colton Horse, misses the days before the COVID-19 pandemic where he could pay $17 for a shitty beer in a cheap plastic cup at an overpriced country concert where he only knows around three songs total.


“Yeah man, it’s been a struggle this past year for me. Drinking store-bought beer just isn’t the same. There’s just something about getting drunk on $17 beers while I sweatily kind of watch a country concert that just makes me feel so fulfilled,” said Horse.


Horse is hoping the vaccine rollout goes well so he can get back to blowing his income on overpriced country concerts and overpriced beer by summertime.

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