Man Loves Trump Because of How Great the Stock Market is Doing, Despite Not Owning Any Stocks and Having Increased Debt
TULSA, OK – Rich Norkpork thinks President Trump has done an ‘incredible job’ as President, specifically with the economy.
“The economy is booming thanks to President Trump. The stock market keeps breaking records over and over again. He needs to keep on fighting because everything will tank if Biden is President,” said Norkpork.
Despite Norkpork’s claims, we came to find out that Norkpork doesn’t actually own any stocks and has fallen deeper and deeper into debt over the last four years. When we asked Norkpork about his debt and non-association with stocks, Norkpork stated that he just ‘loves living in a country’ with a ‘booming stock market’ and economy.
We decided to tell Norkpork that the stock market breaking records is not a sign of a booming economy and in fact, the two of them are not tied together at all. We also explained that he’s a perfect example of the false stock-market reading, as he has fallen deeper into debt during Trump’s presidency while the rich keep on getting richer and the stock market booms.
As expected, Norkpork responded like an ‘idiotic sheep’ by saying that if the ‘stock market’ and ‘big companies’ ‘do well’ in America, then everyone is doing well, which has no truth to it at all.