‘It’s All Biden’s Fault Gas Prices Are So High’ Says Dumbass Who Clearly Doesn’t Know How Supply and Demand Works in Addition To Not Realizing That Gas Has Been Going Up Since May 2020, When Trump Was President
AKRON, OH – Local man Billy Ribmunch is just so over this whole pandemic. He’s sick of all the restrictions in place, how a lot of things are closed, no new movies are coming out, and how his life has been slightly affected by it all, so he’s decided to just be over everything.
“I’m just so sick of everything being different for the last eight months straight with no end in sight. I’m just so over it so I’m done taking precautions. I’m going out to eat, I’m going out drinking at bars, I’m going shopping at the mall, and I’m gonna throw parties at my house. If I get it, then I get it,” said Ribmunch.
When we told Mr. Ribmunch that taking precautions like wearing a mask, social distancing, and limiting the number of people you see is not only to keep himself safe but to keep others he knows safe, he falsely claimed that only people over 80 die so everyone he knows will be fine. We are attempting to get a hold of his parents who are in their mid 60’s to warn them that their son might infect them and kill them.