Man Gives Biggest Sigh of Relief After Realizing He Can Book Doctor Appointments Online

NASHVILLE, TN – A local Tennessee man is reportedly letting out the biggest sigh of relief after discovering he can book all future Doctor and Dentist appointments online.

“I hate calling and talking to these fuckers on the phone. I wish I knew this sooner, but my friend told me to check online to see if I can book stuff without having to talk to anyone. How great is that?” said local man Joe Jesse.

Jesse plans to tell everyone he knows about this discovery, with the aim to cut off anyone who enjoys talking to people on the phone.