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BOSTON, MA – Local Halloween fanatic Jason Johnny, 27, reportedly got into the Halloween spirit, going on a murderous rampage killing seven and injuring 13.
Reports show Johnny dressed up like Michael Myers from the iconic film franchise Halloween, and drove around town looking for people to stab. Finally, after a night of avoiding police, Johnny was arrested outside of his suburban home.
“I was really excited to get into Halloween and scare people. Apparently, people don’t like how far I took it but it doesn’t matter to me. I like having fun with this sort of thing,” said Johnny.