CHICAGO, IL – Local man Tony Guac has discovered after recently getting a dishwasher installed in his house, that he has dozens of extra hours of free time every week since he doesn’t have to wash the dishes anymore.
“This dishwasher has changed my life. I used to spend multiple hours per day washing and drying dishes and now I have all this free time to enjoy life. I swear my wife would purposely dirty every dish in the house when she would make a meal,” said Guac.
According to sources, Guac’s wife has looked into ways to permanently break the new dishwasher since she doesn’t approve of her husband having all of this free time, claiming she liked keeping him busy with the dishes for most of his free time.