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BOSTON, MA – With Thanksgiving right around the corner, many avid hunters are heading out to get their own chance of killing a turkey for their Thanksgiving meal, but one local Boston man reportedly faces a dilemma as he loves killing Turkeys, but hates how they taste.
The report comes after Larry Bowling, 29, loves nothing than to head out and slaughter a few Turkeys, but for the pure fun of it. Bowling has a strong distaste for how Turkeys taste, but can’t help himself when he sees the chance to kill a few.
“I like to head out and kill a dozen or so Turkeys just for the shit of it. After I shoot one, I like to stab it a bit and have fun. It just sucks that I hate how it tastes, otherwise, It’d be a bit more rewarding,” said Bowling.