KANSAS CITY, MO – Local man Todd Manurebrain is very excited to go see the AFC Championship this Sunday in Kansas City but it isn’t for the reason you may think.
While most people are excited to go for the actual game, Manurebrain purchased expensive resale tickets online just so he could watch the National Anthem before the game.
“The National Anthem is the greatest song in the history of the world and I can’t wait to watch it performed in person. I cry every time I see it on TV so I can’t imagine what this will be like. I just know it’s gonna be the highlight of my entire life,” said Manurebrain.
Manurebrain told reporters he’s leaving as soon as the National Anthem is done but says he plans on wearing baggy pants in case he gets an erection from the fighter jets that will be flying overhead during it.