Man Excited For Hockey to Start So He Can Start Screaming at the TV and Losing His Voice 3 or 4 Times a Week Instead of Just Once a Week During Football
DETROIT, MI – A local man is very excited for the long-delayed National Hockey League season to begin its season so he can reportedly start losing his voice three or four times a week from screaming at his favorite team, instead of just once a week from screaming at his favorite NFL team.
Ted Horn is a huge fan of the shitty Detroit Red Wings and he can’t wait to start losing his voice multiple times a week from screaming at them just like the old days. Lately, he had only been losing his voice once a week from screaming at the shitty Detroit Lions.
“It’s been a very tough year. The Red Wings season was cut short last year so they haven’t played in almost a year. I was only screaming and losing my voice once a week in the fall from the lions so I’m really excited to get back to losing my voice three or four times a week. Go Red Wings,” said Horn.