Man Doesn’t Understand Why Girlfriend Didn’t Buy Him PS5 Even Though He Remembered to Text Her ‘Happy Valentines Day’

 Man Doesn’t Understand Why Girlfriend Didn’t Buy Him PS5 Even Though He Remembered to Text Her ‘Happy Valentines Day’

ALBANY, NY – A local Albany man is confused why his girlfriend didn’t buy him a Playstation 5, a console that’s been incredibly difficult to get since its release in 2020, even though he remembered to text her Happy Valentines Day.


“This is absolute bull shit. I remembered to wish a happy v-day and she didn’t get me a PS5. I only texted her the happy v-day as a way to finesse a PS5 from her. Instead, I got nothing!” said Jake Pour.


Pour’s girlfriend, Rebecca Ellisson, is expected to leave Pour after realizing how much of a moron he is. The two have been dating for six days according to local reports.

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