Man Doesn’t Understand Why Girlfriend Didn’t Buy Him PS5 Even Though He Remembered to Text Her ‘Happy Valentines Day’

ALBANY, NY – A local Albany man is confused why his girlfriend didn’t buy him a Playstation 5, a console that’s been incredibly difficult to get since its release in 2020, even though he remembered to text her Happy Valentines Day.

“This is absolute bull shit. I remembered to wish a happy v-day and she didn’t get me a PS5. I only texted her the happy v-day as a way to finesse a PS5 from her. Instead, I got nothing!” said Jake Pour.

Pour’s girlfriend, Rebecca Ellisson, is expected to leave Pour after realizing how much of a moron he is. The two have been dating for six days according to local reports.