Man Distraught After Finding Out All the Christmas Specials He Loved as a Kid Are Actually Fucking Terrible

 Man Distraught After Finding Out All the Christmas Specials He Loved as a Kid Are Actually Fucking Terrible

PHILADELPHIA, PA – A local man is very distraught today after discovering that all of the Christmas specials that he loved as a kid are really fucking terrible.


23-year-old Joe Kilmonger, who just graduated with a degree in Journalism, sat down with his girlfriend, Stacey, to watch a few Christmas specials that he hadn’t seen in years.


“It was just horrifying. We started watching Rudolph and then Frosty and I was like what the fuck these can’t be this bad. Then we watched Charlie Brown and the plot is just nonexistent and the dialogue is absolute shit. I can’t even believe I liked these as a kid. I’m ashamed,” said Kilmonger.


Kilmonger says that from now on, he and his future family will only be watching Christmas specials from shows like South Park, Family Guy and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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