Man Disowns Young Children After Receiving Shitty Father’s Day Gifts For the 10th Year in a Row
PITTSBURGH, PA – Local man, Todd Mank, has decided to disown his wife and two young children after they bought him corny shitty presents for Father’s Day for the 10th year in a row.
“I’ve had it with my family. Every year they buy me shit gifts for Father’s Day. I told them if I got one more world’s best dad coffee mug or t-shirt, they would be out on the streets. I specifically told my 7-year-old son that I wanted a Ferrari this year. Everything I do for them, that’s the least I deserve, but no I get another goddamn t-shirt,” said Mank.
As Mank’s family is struggling to survive on the streets, Mank is moving fast on the dating scene to find what he is calling a trophy wife that’ll give him children who respect him.