Man Debates Between Having Minor Side Effects for 24 Hours from Vaccine or Having Painful Death from COVID-19

NEW YORK CITY – With the recent news that New Yorkers over 16 years old are now eligible for the vaccine, a local man is debating between getting a vaccine and having minor side effects for 24 hours or potentially contracting COVID-19 and dying painfully from the virus.

“Yeah man, I can’t wait for this virus stuff to be over with, but I don’t know about the vaccine. People get sick for a little bit and I’d rather get the virus and potentially die than be sick for a few hours,” said Dawson Eder.

“I understand that since I have asthma and other shit that I’m a prime suspect to die from rona’, but I don’t know. I’d rather roll the dice and potentially die than feel icky for a day or whatever.”