PORTLAND, OR – After watching Pokémon Detective Pikachu, a local Oregon man is reportedly considering adding the phrase writer to his dating profile after writing a sentence-long review about the film on the popular social network film app Letterboxd.
“I see myself as a writer now. I get a lot of joy with the words I write and my awakening into this came after my hatred for this stupid Detective Pikachu film from 2019. I still don’t get why people liked it,” said Oregon man Jon Pose.
“Plus, I feel like people will be more into me with writer in my bio. After all, the term writer has a nice ring to it and it’s quite remarkable that Letterboxd introduced me to my new passion. I plan on writing sentence long reviews once a month.”