BOSTON, MA – With all of his kids moved out and the housing market still scorching hot, Steve Bitesquash put him and his wife’s house on the market. The only problem is that he listed the house as having 1.5 baths when it only has one.
“I didn’t think anything of it but then during the open house, every single person who viewed the house was pissed off and stormed out and our realtor quit on us. The slop sink in the basement is 100percent half a bath. Sure you can’t take a dump in it but you know how often our bathroom was occupied by a family of 5? That slop sink came in clutch countless times over the years,” said Bitesquash.
While understanding how a man could use the slop sink, when asked by reporters how a woman could use it, reporters quickly had to turn off the microphones as Bitesquash started to go into disturbing detail how.