MESA, AZ – While riding a fun ride at a fair with his son, local man Robert Listless is reportedly contemplating whether or not he should get a new tattoo or save it so he can afford to buy his son food.
“This is one of the most difficult decisions I ever have to make. I really want this dope dragon on my arm, but my son is going to need food eventually,” said Listless, adding how he’s never had to make as challenging of a decision before.
“I can see if my parents will loan me money again, and if I can get enough then I can get something super cool tatted on me. Plus, I can get Eli a bit of food as well.”
Listless is reportedly unsure what to do, but is looking into new options to see how he can do both.