Man Confused Why There is No Dip or Dot in Dippin’ Dots

ALLENTOWN, PA – Local Pennsylvania man, Jeffrey Stum, 35, is reportedly confused why there isn’t a dip or dot in the ice cream snack Dippin’ Dots.

“Everybody tells me all the time about how great Dippin’ Dots are. Well, I finally went out to try some and all I got was this weird icy snack. There isn’t a dip and there isn’t a dot. What the fuck!” said Stum.

“I’m flabbergasted Jeffrey can’t enjoy the taste sensation of Dippin’ Dots because of his own misunderstanding. I’m hoping he can grow out of it someday, but he’s 35, so who knows,” said Jeffrey’s mother Anne Stum.