CHICAGO, IL – Local creeper Eric Gark, is very confused why a girl he likes won’t go out or answer him after he messaged her 587 times on Facebook.
“Yeah, I saw this new girl at work at the grocery store I work at so I stalked her on Facebook and sent her a message if she wanted to go out and after like five minutes she didn’t answer so I messaged her a couple hundred more times to get her attention,” said Gark.
“I just don’t understand why she won’t answer me. I think I’m a pretty good-looking guy and I have a motorcycle. I sent her pictures of that and even some pictures of my junk to try and get a response but still nothing.”
When reporters contacted his employer about why Gark hasn’t been fired yet due to this disgusting behavior, they stated that it’s already been taken care of as Gark has been moved to another store location so he can possibly harass another girl there.