TUCSON, AZ – Local man Andy Beetthroat loves coming home after a long day in the office to sit down and do a paint by numbers, a hobby where someone is sent a canvas outline of a famous painting and given numbered paints to fill it in. The problem is Beetthroat thinks he is an amazing artist.
“I am becoming such an incredible artist. From my humble beginnings a couple of weeks ago on my first paint by numbers to where I am now, I am so good at painting inside the lines, I could do it with my eyes closed,” said Beetthroat.
Beetthroat told reporters that he has contacted the Museum of Modern Art in New York City and requested to have his paint by numbers version of The Starry Night replace the original by Vincent Van Gogh since he believes his is superior.