PHOENIX, AZ – As more and more people are recommending to shop locally this upcoming holiday to help support local businesses, a local Phoenix man promises to purchase his Christmas presents from Target instead of Amazon to do precisely that.
“Rather than waste my money for corporations who don’t deserve it, I decided to help my favorite local establishment, Target. I’ve been going there for as long as I can remember and we need to buy local,” said Zach Pat.
“As humans, it’s our responsibility to ensure our fellow earthlings don’t go bankrupt because of a virus we can’t control. Although I don’t know the owner of Target by name, I’m sure he’ll thank me for my courage.”