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MEMPHIS, TN – After looking up new ways to make the days go by quicker during quarantine, local man Dana Eli can’t wait to tell his friends how many books he thought of reading while in quarantine.
Eli reportedly made a list of books that compelled him enough to write them down, but never bought any of them to actually read.
“I always thought of myself as an intellectual and me making a list of books shows that. I can’t wait to show my buddies and family what I considered reading,” said Eli, adding how he has at least 25 books on his list.
“When I tell them, they’ll be blown away since none of them have even considered making a list of books you think about reading.”
The 25 books reportedly span across multiple genres including teen fiction, philosophy, and cooking.