Man Can’t Tell If It’s Anxiety, Death, or Both
ALBANY, NY – A local Albany man, Jerry Jar, 29, is reportedly confused if what he’s currently feeling is anxiety, death, or both, an issue that seemingly plagues a good percentage of the population.
“I wasn’t feeling too hot today and had a hard time determining if it was death or something else. I suppose since I’m still alive that it was something else, but who knows. It sucks either way,” said Jar.
“Jerry always thinks he’s either sick or dying, but really, it’s just anxiety. He refuses to acknowledge that’s the issue. Whatever, he’s stubborn,” said Jar’s partner Jon.