Man Buys Plane Ticket Just to Hang Out in Food Court

NEW YORK CITY – Local man Jay Konnie, 28, reportedly purchased a plane ticket at New York’s John F. Kennedy International to hang out in the food court.

“People ask me what I want to do; truthfully, I just want to hang out in the food court with people at the airport. It’s fun and exciting,” said Konnie.

“I don’t know who I’d be if I didn’t hang out in airports all the time. Does it cost me money? Yes, but who cares if I’m having fun.”